Published by: Marta Kauffman & David Crane Transcribed by: guineapig further transcribing by: Eric Aasen (Note: The earlier unseen areas of this event tend to be revealed in blue text.)
Chandler: Alright, and so I’m back highschool, I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and that I recognize i’m entirely naked.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the device actually starts to band. Now I’m not sure how to proceed, everyone initiate examining me personally.
Chandler: eventually, we figure I’d better respond to they, a nd it turns out it is my personal mama, that’s very-very odd, because- she never ever calls me!
Ross: i simply feel just like individuals reached down my personal neck, got my personal tiny intestine, drawn it out of my throat and tied it around my personal neck.
Monica: Oh truly, in order that hysterical telephone call I managed to get from a lady at sobbing 3:00 A.M., “I’ll most likely never has grandchildren, I’ll never has grandchildren.” got what? A wrong wide variety?
Joey: Alright Ross, looks. You are feeling lots of soreness now. You are annoyed. You are damaging. Can I show exactly what the response is?
Rachel: Oh Goodness Monica hi! Thank Jesus! I recently went along to your building and also you were not around following this person with a huge hammer stated you might be right here and you are, you are! Continue reading “One Where Monica Becomes a brand new Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)”